9-15 July 2008
From swimming in the Aegean Sea to exploring the magic of Capadoccia, it was a week of transforming landscapes, sightseeing and meeting new friends. Di had her first hamam (men with moustaches and loin cloths scrubbing her down was unexpected). A rider and his band of merry mutts caused a commotion as they passed through the town of Goreme at dusk. Robert’s moustache continued to glint in the sunshine. 17 drops of rain was enough for the wet weathers to enthusiastically be dug out from the depths of a pannier.
Yenifoca rest day
Some bad news for the team. The Roller was third time unlucky when he dropped the Asus laptop with which we have been writing this comprehensive blog. The difference this time was that the computer slid off his lap and in an attempt to stall it on his right foot he kicked it and sent it into a sharp corner of a bench – smashing the screen. He was devastated but impressed with the Stick’s reaction (who really loved the wee computer) ‘oh well, I guess it was going to happen at some point’ – particularly after the Roller was very angry that the Stick only one day prior had torn his map of Turkey. So the Roller has been in a state of depression since this occurred and only spoke three words (to himself) in16 and a half hours. He is no longer allowed to handle small electrical items or children under the age of 18 months.
It’s not worth fixing our little friend but we somehow can’t bring ourselves to throw him away so its weight is going to accompany us on the next leg of our journey until we can bear to bid it farewell. The blog and the photos may no longer have such detail (some readers may be relieved…).
Yenifoca – Izmir (60km)
A typical day of cycling for the team in Turkey.
We had an early rise and ever efficient pack up of the campsite – eating cereal and fruit, packing the panniers, and dismantling the Macpac Olympus (aka the tent of romance) then hitting the road. Ten to 15 minutes riding and the first attack from a refreshed mutt lying on the roadside was quickly quashed by the Roller and his new Turkish Mutt Basher. Another five minutes down the road and the second mutt attack (3 mutts this occasion): result = see above.
We cycled for two and a half hours (approx 30km) then parked up for a cup of Nescafe and a few biscuits to refuel. Continued cycling until hitting the outskirts of our destination.
Lost, the team were at a halt at a major motorway spaghetti junction when a happy Turk riding knees-out on a tinsel covered mountain bike pulled up and was a smiley, speedy personal escort (PE) for the next 10km. After being dropped at the feribot terminal by the PE, we tried to converse but as we know five Turkish words and the PE knew three English words we had another session of nodding, smiling and pointing at the map.
A second Turk who had a greater comprehension of English approached the semi circle and joined in asking where we were going. After a quick run down he purchased our feribot tickets, wouldn’t accept reimbursement, showed us the way to the ferry and waved goodbye.
We arrived in Izmir with no map and searched out the tourist info. A little stuck we ended up at the five-star Swiss Otel and met Tuğay, a hotel manager who gladly provided us with a map, loads of guidance and phoned around trying to find us a room within budget. His advice has shaped the next leg of our trip, and he’s given us details of friends in places we’ll visit and his phone number for if we are stuck and need assistance at anytime while in Turkey.
Not such a typical end to a typical day in Turkey.
The team entered Izmir’s bazaar, ended up in a carpet shop, drank a number of cups of apple tea, viewed hundreds of carpets, end up with a Kayseri silk on silk – say no more. Thanks very much to the Spencers as this was our engagement present from them. No pictures are available as it is now on its way to NZ.
Izmir – Ilhara (overnight bus to Aksaray, 53km)
It was with extreme reluctance and flinch-inducing force that the bus conductor loaded our trusty cycles onto the overnight bus to Konya. We wanted to get straight to sleep when we boarded but there was too much of interest going on to nod off straight away. The bus driver’s side-kick earnestly got to work distributing drinks and cakes to the passengers and moved up and down the aisles with the efficiency of an attendant on a short haul flight. This was luxury inter-city travel. We managed to prise our eyes open at the one stop at motorway services and muster enough energy to eat the half bun a lady across the aisle handed to us before waking up again to a completely new, lunar and striking landscape in Konya. From Konya it was a couple of hours on another bus to Aksaray.
We had intended to camp near Aksaray but instead started cycling out of the town… it was hard going up big hills with a strong head wind and driving dust and the Stick loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. However we pushed on into the Ilhara Valley where there are a number of churches and homes carved into the canyon walls dating from the 11th Century and where the green of the trees and the winding river is a refreshing relief in an otherwise beige landscape. It would be much better to walk the valley rather than cycle! The Roller picked up a few pals along the way and ended up adding five kms doubling/backy-ing local minors who were intrigued by our loaded bikes.
Ilhara – Goreme (95km)
We cycled through countryside that was more fertile due to historic volcanic activity in the area with fields and fields of potatoes (enough to keep an Irish family satisfied for a week). We stopped at Derinkuyu, one of the 36 underground cities in the region that is thought to have had a population of 20,000. With eight levels and at 60 metres deep it comprised stables, churches, living areas, ventilation and was used as a hideaway from invaders.
Further along the road and the Roller displayed extraordinary skill defending his lady from a pack of mutts. These were more determined mutts than any previously encountered and the Roller was feeling naked after leaving his Mutt Basher on Platform 17 of the Konya bus station. With renewed appreciation for his weapon he found Mutt Basher v.2, put to use just 10km down the road outside a prison (on dogs).
We arrived at Goreme to a welcome cup of apple tea from the campsite proprietor and a flaming sunset over the conical rock formations of Capadoccia. Our campsite shop meal of pasta mixed into maggi mushroom soup was improved by the donation of a piece of chicken from some kind fellow campers. We crashed and enjoyed four nights of exploration and relaxation before heading to Ankara to continue our quest for visas for onward travel.

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July 12, 2008 at 11:32
Wagerbat
The Rolling Rash,
With his Growing Tash,
Evades the dog tooths’ gnash,
With a swift mutt bash,
Then in a bombers’ splash,
His plums are all but mashed,
And then makes an awful hash,
The Asus takes a falling bash,
A misguided kick,
And it’s “Ne Yazik!”,
But the merciful Stick,
Forgives him just as quick,
But now just has a common bic,
Not even with retractable click,
With which to write her Daily Di-ary,
To keep the Blog from expiry.
Ran out of steam on that one team. Oh dear, now I can only write in rhyme, don’t worry though, I’m sure it will pass with time. Not yet though, obviously. Yep okay now it’s gone.
Sorry that I’ve not posted for a while, we have been over in Kythera for Ali and Sorina’s Wedding. And what a great one it was, too.
We gave you a wave as we were (also) bombing into the Aegean, and Rob you’ll be pleased to hear that my left knacker also took a pasting on one of the many “Double Bummers” of that week.
Keep pushin’ on,
Things are going to get better,
It won’t take long,
Keep on pushing to the top.
(Inaya Day)
Love to you both,
RRGT and Di the Merciful.
Don’t let up with the blogs,
and don’t get bit by the dogs.
Wagerbat.
July 13, 2008 at 1:07
Liv
Inspired Wagerbat, The Roller AND The Stick… keep on rollin and us entertained….
July 14, 2008 at 10:33
Vanessa
Gunaydin!
Well done you guys – amazing experiences! Particularly enjoyed your story of Turkey which brought back some happy memories of our time there.
Talking laptops….reminds me of the time Jerry dropped his tea over the keyboard – nothing a night in the airing cupboard couldn’t fix! keep well and safe.
Gule Gule from Leamington Spa
July 15, 2008 at 0:30
sonia
We are waiting for the book to come out…a ripping yarn! (well Nicole & I are waiting for the book, Jimmy K is waiting for the DVD!) Over to Jimmy K & Nicole…
Nice work Rolling Rash and Spence – my studies and move have left me with no “internet time”, back now I’m back online and ready to rhyme:
Jk and Whare about to head to Vancouver,
to bust some Cambridge/Te Kuiti manouvres,
Looking forward to getting out and about,
And teaching those Canadians what Double Browns all about.
JK
Over to Whare:
Kia ora
Kei te pehei e koe
So the rolling epic continues…looking forward to hearing about the stans. I’m not sure how Vancouver and the Canadian countryside will compare but we’ll keep you posted on bear hunts, mountain biking, drinking adventures and all that jazz.
Keep on truckin
xx N.
July 15, 2008 at 10:56
Rach
All I can say is- head to the coast and chill for a while- it’s all so exhausting!
Gaz has volunteered to source you a new computer and send it to you but needs an address. I said what a lovely thought but may be a bit impractical to get it to you!
What is it about mutts? And I knew it was your backside Robert that they are most interested in.
And stoked that you found a silk thingee- nice one team.
July 15, 2008 at 11:22
Jane
Team,
I am filled with a range of emotions reading your last e, although it seems that you’re dealing with all situations admirably. Go Team!
The silk-something sounds unique – but cool that you chose something and managed to consume a suitable quantity of apple tea in the process.
Keep wheelin’
)
Ms Jane
July 18, 2008 at 10:11
The Crow
Caaaw….Caaaw…Caaaaaaw…..Caaw…Caawa…..Crawwwww……Caaaaaaawww
God, I’m too busy to even Caaaaaw…
July 18, 2008 at 10:17
R Kinslow
Hello Pals,
Just a wee note to say if your having any problems with any of your equipment, please feel free to drop me a line. I am proficient at fixing most things (wheels, sprockets, bad hair, sore arses etc etc…)
Take care out there.
Watch Yersell!
R Kinslow
July 21, 2008 at 12:36
Sonya & Ollie
How wonderful the people have been to you in Turkey – I feel really moved by all the generosity they have bestowed upon you!!! Fantastic. Keep spreading the love! You guys are doing amazingly.
Big hugs, Sonya & Olliexo
August 21, 2008 at 23:25
Bev and Ian
Hi Di and Rob
Have enjoyed seeing the photos of your trip. We do think you are very brave but good on you.
All exciting for the big day in Feb. Have booked our accommodation.
Make sure you get home!!
Off on Thursday to see Steve and then onto Paris to do a canal boat trip, drive around Switzerland in time to get to the beer festival in Munich!!
On to Spain for a week, then we leave Steve and fly to our Insurance Conference in Maritius. Away 6 weeks.
All the best and keep going, you are nearly there
Love Bev and Ian