13-19 August 2008
We took to the skies with our bikes and put our clocks forward again. Tajikistan and the pinnacle of our journey is imminent. Tehran farewelled us with a final conversation with an English language student and another public holiday. Dushanbe welcomed us with with cool beers, a cool head (sans headscarf) and great hospitality from the people we’ve met.
Tehran
Back to Tehran and our Tajikistan visa quest continued. The icing on the cake was when, after two long taxi rides on consecutive days, we were issued a two week visa that started two days before our scheduled arrival in Tajikistan. We thanked the consulate very much for his generosity (!) and departed knowing that we would have to extend the visas in Dushanbe if we were to cycle the Pamir Highway.
We spent a day packing up our bikes in preparation for our flight from Tehran to Dushanbe, Tajikistan. It took a long time to gather large cardboard boxes from appliance and whiteware shops. If a little scruffy, we were still proud of the two resulting packages that bore the usual Spencer-Murray innovations. We had arranged a large taxi for 5.30am to take us and our precious cargo to the airport, but the two-door Peugot 106 that rolled up did not cut the mustard. In an appropriate departure from Iran we managed to hail a Paykan. The driver put the bikes in the boot and secured its lid with a piece of bungy. We nearly choked on the fumes coming into the back of the old beast but made it to Imam Khoemeni International Airport in plenty of time to have our bikes repacked (at the request of the airline staff). We were requested to pay USD60.00 excess baggage but quickly negotiated this down to USD40.00, paid for by SEPA (leaving present).
We looked down on Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan from our seats on Tajik Air, visualising where we could have cycled had visas been easier to obtain. The airline that is banned from British airspace due to its poor safety record surprised us with its professionalism and excellent breakfast. In 1993 a domestic Tajik Air flight crashed shortly after take off and it was discovered that it had 81 passengers in its 28 seats. It was a relief to be reminded that women actually do have hair and bums when we boarded the flight, with the flight attendants wearing trousers and no headscarves.
Dushanbe, Tajikistan (GMT+4)
Dushanbe is the capital of Tajikistan, with a recorded population of 600,000 but with the uncounted population its numbers are likely to be closer to one million. The Civil War in Tajikistan lasted from 1992 to 1996, when 60,000 lives were lost and half a million refugees fled the country. Today the country’s economy is reliant on the million Tajiks working abroad, mainly in Russia, and sending money back to their families. According to the Lonely Planet, in 2006 over 70% of Tajik people lived on less than USD2 per day.
Staying in central Dushanbe it’s difficult to imagine the reality of these statistics. The centre is based around Rudaki, a long, leafy avenue bordered by pastel-coloured neoclassical buildings and grand presidential palaces and monuments. After Tehran this comparatively clean air and restful atmosphere is a relief.
Notes and experiences of two travellers extending visas and waiting for travel permits
Colourful ladies: the traditional dress is a long and flowing with shoulder pads and light trousers underneath. Hair is tied into a headscarf leaving the neck exposed.
Aid agencies/charities: seem to be everywhere, giving an indication of what must lie beyond these central pristine streets.
Exceptional expats: Marydean, Middy and Andrew have given us a roof over our heads, sound advice and good company. We’ve had an insight into Tajik culture that would have been otherwise inaccessible. We would not have managed to get our visas extended and would have exited to Kyrgyzstan immediately if not for these fine souls. Middy and Andrew’s blog is at http://shwagger.typepad.com/pamirs
Alcohol: we’re back on it! Beers are good. A morning tumbler of vodka followed by a shot of radioactive green pop while picking up the loaf for breakfast is popular.
Back in the blocks: the Soviet-era apartment blocks are not as numerous as in eastern Europe but have even better quality style.
Bureaucracy: we are well-acquainted with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs office, security guard, office staff members and forms. We spent around 10 hours over three days at the office and eventually extended our visas. It took perseverence and patience, and the occasional girly smile and manly soft handshake. It was surprising to see piles of peoples’ personal data being leafed through by other visa applicants. Fuel for a media frenzy in the UK and NZ. The end was nearly in sight – we then needed to get OVIR registration and GBAO permits, the latter to allow us to travel in the Pamirs. USD170 poorer and three working days later Hansafar Travel obtained these for us (the best agency we think, although a bit more pricey than others).
Customer service: lacking. Like the queueing system.
Weddings: many. Rach, your talents would be in high demand! Apparently there is an explosion in weddings now as Ramadan starts next week. Dresses are huge and very white.
Fountains: to rival Hamiltron (city of the future and the Fountain City).
Gold teeth: cosmetic or necessary? The question is yet unanswered. Watch this space.

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August 27, 2008 at 17:39
Wagerbat
Team.
The famine has been broken by a flood of news, thanks for the updates. Have enjoyed coming home to more news each day.
I don’t feel up to poeming today, but felt I had to remind you that it’s my birthday on Monday.
I shall be toasting all my absent New Zealand friends in Tajikistan at 16:00 local time . Make sure you have a drink in your paws by 20:00 tajikistan time.
The Birthday Bat.
September 2, 2008 at 3:00
Adrian
Rob and Di
Solid effort. Making some good progress. Pity your not going through Kazakstan I could of hooked you up with Borat’s family, especially the sister and uncle combination.
Let me know if you pass by Kuala-Lumpur. Have a spare room for you to have a shower, shit and shave. Stay as long as you want. Will be around this area for a while so can catch up.
Regards
Adrian
PS enjoy china, look into cycling parts of the great wall, but remember…. they built it to keep people out.
September 3, 2008 at 9:09
Natalie W
Di and Rob – your trip and adventures are fantastic. I love the updates!
Can’t wait to see you in NZ – have fun making your way home.
Stay safe.
Catch you soon,
Natalie
September 9, 2008 at 9:00
Sonya & Ollie
Hey Guys.
I am in awe of you both!! It looks like you’re having some fine feeds with friendly whanau and what a way to have tea – on top of the mountains – gorgeous.
You look great in a headscarf Di!!
Keep going strong. Big love, Sonya & Ollie xoxoxo
September 14, 2008 at 1:39
Wagerbat
There’s the Mugabe’s, cycling through the world like they’ve never heard of taxis. Or planes. Well done troops, yer actual bastards for having so much fun and not inviting us! Keep going, cycle hard, stop having more fun than me. Nice.
September 14, 2008 at 1:40
Wagerbat
Sorry, that was me: Ross, not Wager. But aye. Boab on
September 18, 2008 at 8:23
Spices
Hi Team! We hope your bikes and bums are good, and that you’re enjoying a well deserved rest after all the Pamir Highway adventures.
Keep trucking – whoops, I mean cycling… (o dear, cheese-zoid humour!)
J + S
xoxox
September 22, 2008 at 15:06
The Good Doctor
Hello Again Team of the Year 2008,
Best of luck with travelling through the stans. The visa situation doesn’t seem to be straighforward. I hope everything works itself out – I’m sure it will do.
Looking forward to getting on the double brown’s and V8′s out in NZ. I’m growing my mullet at the moment so should be well equipped for some bogun related tomfoolery.
Speak to you’se soon.
Watch yersel’s!